Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Seriously, Dude, Brush Your Teeth Already...



End of the year blahs in full force. Only one cure: LAN party... well, actually there are other cures, but I can't go there...

Rug Shop Day today. A weird one... was kinda listless today. I got some stuff done, though. My blood/caffiene ratio must be too low or something. I may need a frap the size of a human head to restore my equilibrium...

The good news is that Wednesday morning I'm going to go shooting weaponry with Mr. Derr. I went shooting with him a few years back - we shot his 9mm handgun. That was great fun, actually. He apparently has a .45, and a rifle and a shotgun to play with this time. He'll make a man out of me yet!

That didn't sound right...

He's gonna be here far earlier than I usually wake up... I need to get to bed, like, soon. Need to be well rested so I can show those targets who's the boss. Hey, maybe I'll bring my camera along and get some trophy pics... dang, I hope I remember... sounds like great blog fodder to me...

Eldest Daughter went to see the Sherlock Holmes film tonight, and came back with a good report. May have to actually check it out in a few months on DVD...

I gotta get one of these...



Why? Umm.... because?

I'm making my master list of things I'm going to try to change and/or do differently in the new year. It will mostly cover diet, exercise and writing, but it might expand a bit more than that. I might have things I want to do daily, weekly and monthly. Hey, why not? I'm kind of a stats hound, so maybe I can set things up so I can track the numbers and produce a series of stunning graphs and pie charts that you can print out and laminate, as gifts to give your loved ones next Christmas! See? See how smart I am!

Besides, if I get in better shape, then maybe Wifey will love me again... if that doesn't work, my next strategy will involve tattoos and body piercings... and if that fails, then I'll try to impress her by learning several languages... that way when we argue, she'll have no clue what I'm saying! MUAHAHAHA!!!! Victory will be mine! The power! The POWEERRR!!!!1! If all that fails, I'll revert to farting her into submission...

I think I've decided that Help! is my favorite Beatles album. Except for the song Act Naturally... Ringo should not sing. Ever. In related Boring Beatles News, NetFlix has decided to send me Disc 4 of the Beatles Anthology, skipping right over Disc 3. Maybe they know something I don't... it seems a bit odd to send them out of order...

Wow, a bunch of hot air today. Sorry. No funny videos to post. I'm running the risk of ending the year with a whimper. Maybe tomorrow's post (#365!) will be more interesting. Until then, have phun.

6 comments:

Paula Titus said...

The Chinese version of the ever-coveted Snuggie?

logankstewart said...

Keisha got a Snuggie for Christmas. Alas, I am jealous.

Help! is a fantastic album and is likely my second or third favorite, right after The White Album. But I could listen to the song "Help!" all day long and never tire of it.

David Wagner said...

I don't know what it is, Paula, but it looks like a walking sleeping bag, so count me in! Besides, I could maybe get it with a Domo Kun design on it, and that would be most epic.

White album has some great tracks, Logan, for sure... but I think song for song, Help! is up there with Sgt. Pepper for keepers... You're Going To Lose That Girl has got to be one of my all-time fave songs... I love the scene from the Help! movie where they play that one...

Ah, good stuff...

Avari said...

Man the Japanese have the craziest ideas by far. haha I think that would be awesome, then instead of being so cold and not wanting to get out of bed, you could just take your bed with you. Especially if you are camping, awesome.

Krista said...

haha I'd so like to see a picture of you with crazy body piercings! And if you're gonna do it you better go all out, too! Oh man it'd be a priceless and probably win the best and most hysterical picture of your blog! lol ;)

Krista said...

oh yeah and that sleeping bag thing is just cool! Hey it looks like it could keep the spiders out if you went camping... :) Very cool! Hey you can get me one for Christmas next year!!! lol