Wednesday, June 12, 2013
I Brought You Some Toast...
OK, there are basically two ways for me to handle talking about the long gap between blog updates (9 days? Holy crapola!)... I could a) address it directly, right out of the shoot, and come across as a self-absorbed dolt who thinks people really care when or how often I post... or b) ignore it completely and move on like there was nothing out of the ordinary.
Or I could c) burp.
I choose C...
:O - BUUURP!!!!1!
There, problem handled.
Actually, caught in the middle of a flurry of end-of-the-school-year activity. Middle Daughter has officially graduated high school, and has flown off to Hawaii for a trip with family friends. And we are/will be hosting a series of out-of-town family members, meaning my office reverts temporarily back into a Guest Room. Meaning, unless I want to set up my computer on the dining room table, I'll be very limited in computer access until things revert back to normal, post-visitors.
So, less of me. Probably a good thing. Since it gives me a chance to collect things to talk about here!
Like this...
I don't know how you feel about Shakespearean movie adaptations, but I saw Coriolanus (2011) a couple nights ago, and it has taken up residence very solidly in the number 2 spot of My Favorite Shakespeare Movies, right behind the Gibson/Zeffirelli version of Hamlet. Coriolanus stars Ralph Fiennes and Gerard Butler, but also has Jessica Chastain, Bryan Cox and the amazing Vanessa Redgrave. I was unfamiliar with the play before seeing this, and was very impressed by the story (even though the title has the word "anus" in it). Two avowed enemies determined to destroy each other end up joining forces to fight the same battle (I won't spoil it for you, in case you're intrigued).
It's a modernized adaptation, with guns-and-ammo replacing swords, Modern Rome replacing Ancient Rome, but still has all the Shakespeare language that you have to pay close attention to. Truckloads of great acting (I thought) and lots of action... very well done. If you have the patience for it, I highly recommend it. And I'm not alone... I checked Rotten Tomatoes, and they have it pegged at 94% positive rating from critics... but in an ironic twist, the viewer review rating is at a tepid 58%. No doubt due to the language issue.
Here, check out the trailer...
Ralph Fiennes directed it, as well as played the titular role. He's no stranger to Shakespeare, having acted in numerous plays before... I believe he was with the Royal National Theater for a time early in his career. My only criticism of his in this film is admittedly a mild one... he spit a lot when he shouted, lol... my other favorite roles of his were in Schindler's List and In Bruges.
Fairy Tale anyone?
While in the post-Coriolanus afterglow, I decided to watch another Shakespearish title called Looking For Richard, which featured Al Pacino and a group of his rather-pretentious actor buddies, trying to put together a performance of the Shakespeare play Richard III. It's sort of a study of the play itself, with scholars and other talking heads trying to explain the play, intermingled with Pacino and his pals enacting certain scenes from it. Was not impressed, lol. Although there are some nice bits of dialog in that play, it seems.
OK, Olan Rogers Break...
So last night, an odd thing happened. I had my iMac upstairs in the master bedroom, because I needed to rip a copy of Inception off of our DVD to put it onto the iPad that Middle Daughter was taking with her to Hawaii, for her to watch on the flight over. It was late (about 11pm), the rip was going to take about 2 hours, so I set it up, then adjourned to the restroom to prepare myself for beddy-bye. While I was flossing and brushing those white things in my face, etc., the iMac went into hibernate mode. But that's ok, since I knew the rip would continue. Wait, I'm getting to the odd part! I just need to start a new paragraph!
So cut forward a couple hours later. I'm in bed. I know the rip is done, since I heard the little chime sound that Handbrake makes when it finishes, heard it over an hour earlier. The iMac is asleep, I am in bed, staring at the ceiling, trying to go to sleep, as is my custom, unto the wee hours. All is quiet, it is about 2:45am. So suddenly, my wife talks in her sleep. She says, "Stay away from dad's computer, if you mess with it, you might break it." Then she was silent again. I kid you not, about 15 seconds after she said that, my iMac wakes up out of hibernate mode and comes on again. Like, randomly, on its own. Usually, you need to move the mouse or hit a key on the keyboard to wake it up again, but it did it on its own.
Now, if it had woken up first, and then wifey had said what she did in her sleep, I wouldn't have thought much about it. But no... first she spoke, to whom I have no idea, and then the computer woke up. Perhaps since the iMac has a built-in microphone, maybe somehow her voice activated something and woke it up, I don't know. But I cannot think of a precedent for that happening before. I've worked on it before and had it go to sleep, and sound has never "woke it up" before. Besides, she spoke softly, and the iMac was 8 feet away from her. So I don't know... it was odd.
You know how stuff that happens in the middle of the night always carries extra weight somehow? Yeah, that's probably happening in this case right now... at 3am, it was pretty creepy-weird...
Doing the Free Sample Dance at the moment, as far as what I'm reading of late. Well, that and some craft books on screenwriting. When I settle on a full book, I'll let you know the title! Won't that be amazing information for you to hear!?!! Think of it!
As far as acting class, tough but rewarding. I killed my scene last week, I rocked it. I even got immediate applause afterward from the class (that never happens), and my teacher told me if he were directing that, he would keep that shot in the can. But then he told me he wanted me to work on doing the scene "completely the opposite" of the way I'd just done it. He said he wasn't going to tell me what he meant by that... he wanted to see what I would do with that instruction. Which is nuts. I'm supposed to decide what "opposite" means in this case, work on the scene alone all week, then come to the next class ready to perform it that new way - not only that, but we'll be filming it this time...
Ah, well. First world problems, eh?
Not sure what else to say at this point. I mean, it is 1:17am as I type these words for you. So I think I'll hit the sack.
Adios for now.
Dave the Frog
Monday, June 3, 2013
"Men Are Only As Loyal As Their Options." -- Bill Maher
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What type of camera equipment need one have to pull off an eclipse shot like that, eh? Fascinating. Sorry about the 9GAG tag ruining the shot there... I was too lazy to photoshop it out...
So, if there's ever a sure bet in life, it's that when I'm trying to create newsletters, I'll suddenly find I have an overwhelming urge to update my blog! Yeah, I know, I told you I was ceasing and desisting newsletter creation... I am... I'm just helping the transition to a new content creator happen easily, over the next couple months or so. If you want to try your hand at newsletter creation, let me know! Perhaps you could take over the project, eh! I'd show you how to do it, and then you decide... of course, you'd have to express interest fairly quickly...
Hmm... what's new....
Well, I went to the theater and saw Iron Man 3 recently (finally!) and enjoyed the heck out of it. I thought it was a fantastic, highly-enjoyable movie. Lots of great moments, great characters, fun dialog... everything I hoped it would be. More, actually. In fact, I think other than Batman Begins, it is my favorite superhero/comic book movie. I gave it a 9.5. I docked it half a point for a couple soon-to-be-anachronistic elements (the Downton Abbey references? Seriously, what was that?)
If you haven't seen Iron Man 3 yet, what the heck are you waiting for? In fact, if you don't go see it soon, this might happen to you...
I'm limping to the finish line in Under Heaven, by Guy Gavriel Kay. I'm going to be so stoked to finish it. I haven't taken more than a month to finish a novel in as long as I can remember. You know, ultimately, it's a good story... but too slow paced and pretentious for me. And the Ancient Chinese setting was interesting at first... but the names killed me. I usually have a tough time remembering character names to begin with... but this book? Wei Song, Shen Tai, Sima Zian, Wen Zhou, Zhong Ma, An Li.... made my head spin with the effort... if all of Kay's books are in this same style, I'm not sure I'll be reading anymore. A solid author, don't get me wrong... he's just not my cup of tea (lol). I doubt he'd be concerned... he gets tons of love from the Fantasy community, so I don't feel bad...
Speaking of focusing on my art (I know, I'm a llama), I've been struggling with my screenwriting training. My mentor is trying to rewire my brain, and it's difficult. I understand where he's coming from, it's just I'm ingrained to do things differently. Let me explain...
His philosophy is that you start with your theme - the moral of the story, the point you're trying to make. Then you come up with a story and characters to portray the theme. That way, as you write, keeping the theme firmly in mind, the script holds together much more tightly, and will require far fewer, if any, rewrites, because superfluous scenes won't need to be cut out (since they aren't written in the first place!). So, theme first.
My method, due (I suppose) to my lifelong rampant imagination, is to come up with storylines and fun characters and scenes and create a story out of that. Theme? Who knows? Is it fun and funny? Let's do it!!! I aim to entertain, rather than enlighten, I suppose...
So I have many "movie ideas", but no set themes. So I'm trying to find the theme in my pre-existing stories, with little luck. And I'm trying to come up with themes ("What is it you want to say to people, Dave?")... and I have two decent ones... but no stories and characters yet. So it is proving very difficult. I fear I may be frustrating my mentor...
One theme has to do with how we react when we feel insignificant and/or invisible. I've talked about this topic on this blog before, in some ways... usually, I feel invisible/insignificant when I reach out to people and get ignored in return. Write an email, send a text, write a Facebook message, leave a voice mail, etc... no response. Frankly, it angers me. A lot. So, yeah, a main character who feels insignificant and invisible, reaches a snapping point and then... what? Rages and destroys? Implodes/disappears? Thinks he/she really has turned invisible, and starts doing things, thinking he/she can't be seen? There's potential there for a story, in one of several different genres or genre-hybrids... but I got nothing yet...
The other theme stems from a quote by Bill Maher, which I have used as the title to this blog post. "Men are only as loyal as their options." I tell ya, there's a lot there, too, I think... (not the biggest Bill Maher fan, but that's a good quote)... Do you think that's true? Are you only loyal to your friends/spouse/job/church/hobby/etc because something/one better hasn't come along yet? I could sure write a story about that... maybe disproving it...
So, yeah, having trouble becoming a "theme-minded" screenwriter... haven't even started writing yet! And it's been going on two months, I think! It's frustrating. But I'll keep plugging along. Oddly enough, it reminds me of the struggles I'm having with my acting classes, in reference to "film acting" being so different from the stage acting I'm so used to. Trying to rewire my brain in two disciplines at once! No wonder I can't think straight!
Speaking of "not thinking straight"...
...This guy went through almost an entire bottle of shampoo before finally taking a good look at the label... lol
So Summer is upon us. I went to the pool with the Wagner Women this past weekend. It was nice. Played around with Youngest in the water, laid out in the sun a bit with Wifey. Not really the outdoorsy type, but I made it work. Splish splash, eh?
OK, well, that's enough nonsense for now. Had more boring things to share, but I think you've endured enough! I mean, I know most of you are imaginary, but that doesn't mean you don't have patience to reach the end of!
Adios for now,
Dave the Addled
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Great... I'm Turning Into "That Guy"...
Hey, cool, you came. I sent out a lot of invitations, but you're the only one to show up so far. The old me would have taken it personally that no one had shown up... but honestly, it's been peaceful in here. I kinda liked the quiet. But now you're here! It's just me and you. So you get your choice of snacks, and what the heck, drinks are on the house. Go ahead, get plastered ... I'll make sure you get a cab home.
OK, fine, you got me... it's hard to get plastered - or even slightly tipsy - on unsweetened ice tea... yeah, that's all I have for you. But at least I have a plate of your favorite bacon cookies!
Go ahead, help yourself.
So, as you saw on the marquee outside, I'm turning into "that guy"... and there's nothing I seem to be able to do to prevent it.
First off, even though I've had my new Sentra for more than two months so far, I'm still not quite used to parking a bigger car... sure, it's only a few inches bigger than my Elantra was, width and length... but man, it's messing with my spacial awareness. As a result, more often than not, after I park I get out and glance at my parking job... and I'm ashamed of myself. I'm turning into "that guy that parks crooked and/or off-center and doesn't go back and fix it." I really do try to park perfectly, but wow, do I miss -- badly -- a lot. I usually just slink away, shaking my head, and lamenting the fact that I'm turning into "that guy".
Next, ever since I've been watching all the episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio and taking notes (as a means of supplementing my current acting training), I'm turning into "that guy who quotes famous people". Man, how annoying is that? I used to be "that guy who quotes the scripture all the time", which was annoying enough... but now I'm quoting Paul Newman, Clint Eastwood, Robin Williams, Robert DeNiro... and not jokes or movie lines... but quotes on acting craft! And worse, it's usually in context with whatever the conversation topic is!
"Yeah, well, Tom Hanks says all the greatest stories are about loneliness!"
"Gee, thanks for the input, Dave..."
Also, since getting braces, I'm turning into "that guy who always seems to be sucking his own teeth". Yeah, paranoia about food being stuck in my teeth/braces means I'm always making weird faces as I use suction and tongue probing to "feel" around and try to clear my teeth of (usually imaginary) flotsam. I catch myself doing it all the time... I stop it immediately, and within minutes, catch myself doing it again!
Yeah, I'm "that guy" now too...
Time for a video break... yeah, I'm also "that guy that plays videos on his blog"...
Well, it could be worse... I could be that guy in the video...
Actually, that's a funny story, but I doubt it's true. Can't imagine that really happened, even in part. Still, I like that guy's delivery.
By the way, I'm also "that guy who is over 40 and still thinks farts and stories about pooping are funny"...
So, in a bizarre stroke of coincidence, I watched a documentary on character actors last night... and it was called -- I kid you not -- it was called "That Guy... Who Was In That Thing." Of course, that's a fitting title, considering the subject matter. It was about those mid-level journeymen actors who we all know by face, but never remember their names. We see them and go... "Hey, I know you! Aren't you... that guy... who was in that thing? Wait, where have I seen you before again?"
It's a fascinating study of 16 different character actors, discussing their careers, and their struggles as they try to make a living acting. So for me, it was informative and eye-opening on that level. But it was also cool, since for the past week or so, I've been ruminating on all the "That Guy's" I've been turning into, which made me want to write this blog post... hey, one "that guy" I would want to turn into is the type of "that guy" featured in this documentary... a working actor.
Ah, that reminds me... I'm also "That Guy who posts Maru videos in his blog"... but, honestly, I've been "that guy" forever....
I've limped to a halt with Under Heaven, by Guy Gavriel Kay. It's a good enough story, but honestly, it's just too mellow for me. I'm currently 56% of the way through, and it has taken me a LOOOONG time to get there. But I've only ever read terrific things about this novel. So I'm torn between bailing and pushing through.
Wow... apparently I'm also "that guy who drones on and on about books no one cares about"...
Well, I hope you found something entertaining and/or amusing in tonight's post. You know, Michael Caine says, "Comedy is like walking on a razorblade...."
Adios for now.
Dave the That Guy
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Ennui Go!
Ah, the lazy days of summer are upon us... well, upon me, anyway. That's the excuse I'm giving for my lack of timely blog activity these past couple weeks. I'm sorry, I'm just focused on other things of late. It's not that I don't love you anymore, I do! Well, most of you I still love... one or two of you have been downgraded to "really like, but am starting to have some concerns about"....
The ups and downs of acting class are spiking high again, thankfully. We're each picking a scene from a movie/play that we feel will give us each a chance to work on what we feel is a main weakness of ours. I picked a scene from a movie I watched last week called Five Minutes of Heaven, with Liam Neeson and James Nesbitt, which is an intense film and has many terrific scenes in it. My weakness (among several, lol) is finding the right balance between "internal" energy and "external" energy, which I've talked about at length in here before. The scene could theoretically be played anywhere on the spectrum, from calm to near-frantic. It will be fun to experiment.
That's the other cool element of this exercise - we'll be working on the scenes for the next five to six weeks, so lots of rehearsal and experimentation.
So I bought the movie Lincoln on Blu-ray, to add to my collection of movies starring the great Daniel Day-Lewis. His portrayal of Abraham Lincoln was every bit as incredible as "they" said it was. No wonder he's the only man to ever win three Best Actor Oscars... Oddly enough, while searching for a scene for my acting class, I also bought a DVD copy of There Will Be Blood, in which DDL gives one of his other Oscar-Winning Performances.... the movie's a downer, but it is remarkably rich, visually, with some terrifically staged long-shots, and of course, DDL is remarkable. I think he should have won for Gangs Of New York as well in '02, but he lost out that year. I don't feel too badly about it, though... he lost to Adrien Brody (The Pianist)... which was a remarkable performance as well... one of my faves... Hmm... I used the word "remarkable" three times in this paragraph... four now, actually! Which is pretty remarkable. Make that five!
Speaking of movies, and Oscar-caliber performances, from what I'm reading Robert Redford is being talked about for a Best Actor nod next year for the upcoming film All Is Lost, and get this... he is the only actor in the film (a cast of one!) and he has exactly zero lines of dialog. He's apparently an expert sailor, alone on his storm-damaged boat in the open sea, trying to survive. Yep, a one-man show... no dialog.... 76 years old and did his own stuntwork... and the word is he KILLED it... can't wait to see it.
OMG look at this next photo...
Umm... WOW....
And now, a toddler works the crowd at a soccer game...
lol, well played, little man...
Bah, sorry about all the movie/acting talk... that's just where my heads at of late, I can't help it. I know it's terribly boring, but hey, it is what it is.
Gonna bail on you all. Talk to you later, eh!
Dave the Canadian, eh!
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