If He Does Not Relent, He Will Sharpen His Sword, He Will Bend and String His Bow. (Psalm 7:12)

OK, so there was this one time when I ate way, waaay too much "blue corn chips and mango salsa" and thought I could counter the effects by drinking three large glasses of water and then a bag of "sweet and hot" beef jerky as a chaser... yeah, that was a fun night... in fact, that was tonight... yeah, I'm pretty much an idiot... I'm not exactly known for my stellar eating habits. I just checked the odds in Vegas... 3 to 1 odds I'll be up most of the night with Acid Reflux...

But you know what? I don't care! It was worth it, every bite! In fact, I'm not even going to floss! So I can enjoy the jerky all night long! Cuz that's the way I do!

OK, yeah, it was a mistake. Add "occasional gluttony" to my list of shortcomings. I'd go do the ancient Roman thing and "purge" myself... but real men don't "purge"... and y'all know what a real man I am... BUAHAHAHA!!!

Sorry, couldn't say that with a straight face...

Thank you to everyone that commented on the previous post! Every one of you is awesome! Even Ann, and I don't even know who he/she is! In fact, I will now rank all of my blog readers in order of personal favorites... *ahem*... ok, let's see... who do I like best..?

Yeah, I'm not *that* dumb, thank you very much...

That was a beastly game of Facebook Scrabble I played with Mike D on Tuesday... look at all those bingos! Unfortunately, not enough of them were mine. GLORIOUS was one of Mike's, which netted him 131 points alone... I had some good plays, but not good enough to beat 3 bingos. Kudos to Mike.

Made some updates to Rug Care Central today... two new posts on the front page. Come on, you *know* you want to click THIS LINK to go see it, even if you care nothing for oriental rugs... you'll go to check it out just so that the traffic numbers will spike for Thursday, and then I can point them out to mom on Friday and say, "See? What I'm doing is working! People are flooding the site now!"

Besides, where else will you learn how *not* to wash a flokati? And the hand in the fourth picture down - that's my hand! I'm famous!

Only one thing will do right now. And that is, Maru the Cat, in slow motion...



Well, at least we have that going for us...

OK, fine, geez... too cutesy for most of you. Here, here's another video, as a compromise...



Dude, I am so done for the day. Got things to do, places to go, people to see... ok, fine, I'm going to kill some zombies, read, and then lay staring at the ceiling in the pitch dark for a few long hours...

Dave