Friday, May 11, 2012

Warning: Mindless Fluff Ahead


Another stunning opening picture, from your Favorite Living Blogger, Dave the Goof! (aka Dave the Weak, Dave the Flatulent, Dave the Toolbox, Dave the Third (minus the "h"), and Dave the Late).

I was going to post a new one yesterday, but I got hammered with a Nuclear-level headache after work yesterday (probably cuz I purposely avoided coffee, in yet another vain attempt to quit the stuff), and ended up sleeping from 7ish until 8 this morning. And just when I thought "ok, that's the worst of it, I can skip coffee again today and go for two days in a row!", what do I get in the mail but my Free Drink Coupon from Starbucks. Curse you, Starbucks! So, yes, I got my free drink with lunch today and made the Biblical-level headache experience all for naught.

All that to say, sorry for making you wait so long for an update. I'm sure you got sick of checking back every 5-to-30 minutes since the 7th to check for Fresh Dave (aka Cool Dave, New Wave Dave, Phat Dave and Windy Dave), and so, I shall double up on the Cool Opening Photograph for you...


Another swoopy-misty cloud shot for you there... Yes, I know the first one was better, but hey, that one is cool too! Hey, what do you expect for a freebie?

Here's the latest edition of I've Just Decided...

So, I've decided I want to travel and write.

There, how's that?

I finished reading The Black Prism by Brent Weeks, a predominantly weak (pardon the pun) effort. I don't feel bad saying that, because I know he has a legion of fans. I can't say I count myself among them. I contemplated writing a legitimate review, but really, it wouldn't be a polite review. If you want to catch a whiff of my thoughts on it, I did fire off a mini-review over at Good Reads... but basically, I'm surprised that a writer of his caliber can make a living at it. So I've decided there's no reason I couldn't do the same.

Plus, I want to travel. So yeah, I've decided to travel the world, spending, like, a month in any given place, and bring my laptop with me, and write a bunch of novels! Amen!

I also call that segment Pipe Dream of the Week....

And now, 6 minutes'-worth of stuff being destroyed in slow-motion...



For best results, switch to 720p and watch full screen.

Since I'm sort of on a "repeating" theme tonight, here's a couple more pics...

A little too much energy, if you ask me...

Now THAT is a cool shot...

No! I haven't seen The Avengers yet! So stop bugging me about it, ok!? Sheesh! I do want to see it, though... maybe this weekend. I am a super-hero, you know... well, sort of. My super powers include: complaining, passing inhuman amounts of wind, overzealous daydreaming and sneaking "triple puns" by my readers (like, for example, the caption to that last photo... BUAHAHAHA!!!). Being a superhero has its privileges... I mean, I can stay up as late as I want to, farting around online! How else would I be able to find you cool, funny "public execution" pics like this...


... and then follow it up with a cool "public execution" animated video like this...



I mean, a normal mild-mannered citizen wouldn't be able to produce such blog content, would they? That's why my Superhero name is.... The Blogger!

No, wait, that's too plain and uninspiring. Blogzilla? Blogrrrr? The Blue Blogger? The Swamp Thing? No, that's taken already.... any suggestions?

Here I am, practicing my costuming skillz...


And now, this week's episode of Shortest Video Game Reviews In The World.

Medal of Honor: A Review

So I played a military shooter called Medal of Honor which was awesome, but short. I beat it in only 4 hours, but I loved every minute of it.

There, that's that. Good thing I don't get paid by the word, eh?

This may be a new record for me... the farthest I've made it into a blog post without saying anything of substance. Well, you don't normally come here for the heavy topics and weighty issues, right? You come here for fluff and nonsense, right? If you want weight and substance, check out Diz's latest post. It's a doozy.

Well, even I run out of fluff eventually. And that time is now, my friends. Though I suppose a true blogging superhero would never run out of fluff, eh? OK, you caught me. I'm no superhero. I'm just plain old Dave.

Adios for now.

Plain Old Dave (aka Dave the Mild-Mannered, Dave the Insipid, Dave the Uninspired and Dave the Bland)

6 comments:

Abbie Josephsen said...

ahh, finally, another post! It's been pretty quiet on my dashboard :( I actually really liked the second picture! That is so sick!! what a neat shot! And very good work on your triple pun there :) excellent!

kristacole said...

You should see the avengers!! Its awesome and funny... I didn't think it would be funny but I was laughing pretty hard a couple times!

Loved the costuming skills funny pic, beautiful openings, love the fluff. and the bowling pic funny and creepy all at the same time lol made me laugh when I realized what it was cause on my phone its so tiny it took a second look lol

kristacole said...

Oh the the bullet pictire awesome !!

kristacole said...

Haha sorry picture

Anonymous said...

Can you imagine if those stunts took place in their real homes?? They wouldn't be married very long :)

I tried thinking up a new super hero name - nothing has come as of yet.

What's your first trip?

Beth
PS: Why is caffeine undervalued?

David Wagner said...

Abbie: Triple puns, for the win!

Krista: I'll definitely see the Avengers soon.

Beth: As soon as you think of a good superhero name, let me know. First trip: the back yard! Next, the World!