Plumbing the Depths, and Testing Your Patience...

OK, everyone, sing it with me now! Ready?

"Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my monkey!"



Aww, yeah... that song has to be the record for "Song That Uses the Most Cowbell". Love the energy...

Greetings, y'all. Thanks for allowing me a musical intro to tonight's post. Trust me, the alternative was far worse... I almost led with this zoo commercial...



To lead with that video would have been poor form, not to mention bad taste...

Sorry... this is the type of stuff I'm reduced to posting when my "real life" is so uneventful... it's been a very mellow last couple days. Straight-forward, day-at-a-time pluggin' along.

I don't know if I've posted that amazing snow picture before, the one at the top of this post. It was still in my "first run" archive, but I've been known to forget to move used pictures before... I have a mammoth photo archive, from my time spent floating around my favorite sites, looking for funny stuff to share. When I post something, I'll move it to the SPENT folder to avoid repeating myself, since Lord knows, y'all don't need to see stuff like this more than once...

And, knowing me, and my bizarre propensity for finding fart references amusing, I'd likely re-post it if I couldn't remember using it before. Yeah, I'm lame like that. 30 years out of grade school, and I still find this kind of thing funny. I mean, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I laughed way, way too hard at the following video...



I wish my armpit toots were that impressive...

So, yeah, I bet you're glad you tuned in today, eh? Yep, this is the type of deep, high-brow content that brings thousands of people to this blog daily. Anything to keep you entertained... so that you'll keep buying the Dave merchandise over in the Dave Store, and make me rich, rich, rich. Then I'll save up enough money to finally move out to San Diego, away from all of this gawd-awful snow. Brrr!

Wait, what? I already live in SoCal? Oh, well, never mind, then.

I guess I could be all trendy and talk about the Super Bowl. Except actually, for possibly the first time ever, I have absolutely no interest in the Super Bowl (or the commercials) this year. I mean, how could they top that zoo commercial I posted? Sheesh!

Well, I guess I better post a last funny (though esoteric) comic (that no one under 25 will get), and then hang a star on this epic post....

Sorry, if I need to explain it, it won't be funny...

Adios, y'all. Pray for me, that I have a more interesting week... or my next post will be more of the same...

Yes, that's a threat!

Dave