Tuesday, August 10, 2010
"Gray Hair is God's Graffiti." -- Bill Cosby
Yeah, I'm a world traveler.... it's official...
Back from our Vegas trip... I like to call it the "Vegas Trip" because calling it the "Henderson Trip" isn't as glamorous. Even though Henderson is about 10 minutes away from the strip, so it isn't a stretch to refer to it as Vegas...
My observations about the trip are likely what anyone would expect them to be. It was hot. The strip was cool and gross at the same time. I'm glad we went, and I'm glad we're home.
As for the 2-day workshop itself, it seemed a success. There were about 100 or so folks there, and I roamed around grabbing video footage and some pictures, as expected. I trust I did a good enough job. Remains to be seen. I have yet to review the footage, and all of the pictures. But the people were great, the food was great, the ride out was great... the drive back to San Diego was fairly grueling, for a number of reasons, but I won't drag this recap out any further. Nothing interesting to share, really, other than Wifey and I are getting along great at the moment, and my windshield decided to finish cracking all the way across. Better get it fixed...
OK, enough of that!
I'm trying to get the camp video finished this week, and---
WARNING: This blog post is too boring. You must add interesting content or you will be at risk of violating Blogging Ordnance #13. You have 3 seconds to comply.
Dang! That hasn't happened for a while... OK, fine, no camp video references... umm, lemme think...
White Ninja to the rescue!
FAIL: You are now officially in violation of BO#13. Three points have been added to your record. Your Infraction Total is now: 112 Points.
So much for White Ninja. Hmm, let's see...
My 40th birthday is almost here, and--
WARNING! You are---
No, wait! Wait! I know the birthday topic is pretty spent! Lemme try!
OK, so my 40th is almost upon me, and we're planning the party up at my mommy's house. I think for food, we've decided on---
FAIL: You now also have 6 points added for Tedious Narcissism and an additional 2 points for Ineffective Winging.
"Ineffective Winging"? What the heck is that? Fine, whatever. It's not like I'll lose my Blogging License or anything. That doesn't happen until I hit 200 points.
(Check the newest Blog Charter, smart guy.)
Be right back...
What the! You lowered it to 125 points! That's not fair!
5 more points, and you're gone.
Ok, fine! Here, look... another Funny Picture!
There, ya happy?
OK... for now. Carry on.
OK, so I was talking to my financial planner today, and---
BLOG POST TERMINATED. This blog has been suspended for 24 hours until the author can find more interesting fodder. Sorry for the inconvenience.