Saturday, January 30, 2010

From His Temple He Heard My Voice; My Cry Came Before Him, Into His Ears. (Psalm 18:6)


Hey, what can I say?  I'm in a minimalist mood right now... I know, I know... usually that would mean stark white with a tiny bit of black on it... but coincidently, not only am I in a minimalist mood, but I'm also in a contrarian mood...

Went with Wifey to see Avatar today, the whole "3D IMAX" thing.

First, I don't know what I was expecting, or where I got this idea to begin with, but I always thought IMAX was one of those huge concave screens that kind of wrap around the audience, like the inside of a dome. I saw a cool volcano movie in such a theater once, at a museum in San Diego... I don't know why I thought that's what IMAX was... I thought we'd walked into the wrong theater... so my question is, what's the difference between a 3D movie, and an IMAX 3D movie? It seemed like the screen was the same, just a bit taller...

But the positional sound was awesome. And really, the 3D effects were awesome. I liked the movie itself a lot. I doubt anything will come close in the Special Effects-related categories for the Oscars this year. If there was ever a sure thing, it's Avatar sweeping all the audio-visual Oscars this year. The message was pretty heavy-handed. I almost injured my eyes rolling them at the line about how "we killed our mother" and had come to Pandora to kill its mother as well. Gimme a break. There were other eye-rolling moments as well, but not enough to lower my rating of the film below an 8.

Though here's how some think it Should Have Ended...




Hmm... still no signal...

Saw a trailer for a Tom Cruise movie that I actually would like to see! It's called Knight and Day. The funny thing is that it also stars Cameron Diaz, who is also on my list of Movie Stars I Try To Avoid If At All Possible. Other notable names on the list include Nick Cage, John Travolta and Julia Roberts. Anyway, check out the trailer... looks pretty good, actually...


Come on, admit it... that looks pretty good. 

Saw a bunch of other trailers, but nothing else worth noting.


Yeah, I know... I broke tradition by putting another large landscapey picture in the middle of this post instead of just at the beginning. What can I say? I'm also in an unorthodox mood, with a stress on horticulture. 

Seeing as how I'm in an unorthodox mood, I'm going to do something I've never done in a blog post... I'm going to post a snippet of one of the interviews I've edited for Piranha Marketing, since I'm curious what you will think about it.

The speaker is Stephen Pierce, the interviewer is Joe Polish. Stephen Pierce is an expert in Internet Marketing... HERE is his website.

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 Joe: If you could touch on how you would recommend someone get started with Internet marketing, if they really feel like they don’t know what they’re doing.  How would someone get started?  
Stephen: For somebody who wants to go online, make extra money, supplement income, replace lost income, or maybe just get rich, the absolute fastest way to make money on the Internet, and this is going to seem obvious but it’s the truth, the fastest way to make money on the Internet is to sell what people are already buying.
        Now, it’s an obvious truth.  But interesting enough, most people, the majority of the people who go on the Internet, sell one of 2 things:  1) what they want people to buy; or 2) what they hope people will buy.  
        It doesn’t work that way, because everybody has what I call the GAP, which is their Goals, Activities and Priorities.  The goals that they’re looking to achieve (whether daily, weekly, quarterly, monthly, whatever), the activities they engage in to reach their goals, and the prioritization of their resources (their time, energy and money) to engage in those activities to reach those goals.  
        So, if you were competing against their priorities, the game is over before it even starts.  
        What we want to do is we want to understand what are people already buying, because those are transactions that are going to take place regardless of you.  
        I tell people all the time, “The Internet does not require your permission; it only requires your participation in a very specific way.”  When you can understand what the flow of money is, all you have to do is just get into the stream of it.  
        There are billions of dollars in transactions taking place independent of you.  What you want to do is understand how you insert yourself into the process of those transactions and get a cut.  You do that by understanding what people are already buying.
        One of the fastest ways to do it, I think, is literally minutes worth of research.  Go to Amazon, go to the different categories.  First thing you look at is best-sellers.  That lets you know what’s selling the most.  
        Most categories, to the left from best-sellers, will have a movers-and-shakers category.  That lets you know what’s selling the fastest.  
        So, from just doing that in all kinds of categories from software to games to electronics, you can know, based on Amazon’s market share of those products, what the best-selling products are and what the fastest-selling products are.  Bestsellers, obviously, in the bestsellers category.  Fastest-selling products are in the movers-and-shakers.
        The interesting thing is products that sell fast will show first on Amazon’s movers-and-shakers list long before they’ll even appear in Google’s keyword list.  So, you want to pay attention to that.  
        Now, the second-fastest way to make money on the Internet is to sell what people are about to buy.  In other words, where’s the money flowing today, and the where’s the money going to be flowing in the future?
        Well, one thing that’s easy to monitor are franchise-type products.  Software products have franchise-type products.  Video games have franchise-type products.  
        But one way to know where money is about to flow is to know what’s on preorder, whether they’re clothing or electronics or games.  
        Again, Amazon, you can go and you can look at what products they have available on pre-order.  
        You can do keyword research.  Here’s the thing.  I was teaching this, this year, to people.  It blew people’s minds.  I’ll give you an example.
        Before Call of Duty:  Modern Warfare 2 came out, this was like 4½ months before the product came out, there were over 300,000 searches a month for “Call of Duty:  Modern Warfare 2,” that exact phrase.  
        There was only one person advertising the product, and that was I think Gamespot or someplace like that.  If you wanted to get the pay-per-click traffic, you would pay 5¢ or less to get it.  
        Here’s the thing:  I show people product after product.  Even Windows 7, before it came out, there were el-zilcho advertisers.  But if you looked for Windows Vista, you looked for Windows XP, there was like 100 different pay-per-click advertisers on paid search.  
        But if you looked for Windows 7, I think there was like 2 people advertising for Windows 7.  There was tons of search volume on it, but yet you could sell those products on preorder because the way Amazon works, at least with Amazon’s model, you can take a product that’s on preorder, you can build a landing page, pre-filled page, whatever, bring the buyer in, and take them off the market.  Because the moment they hit that pre-sale order link and they order it, pre-sell via Amazon, their card isn’t charged and you’re not credited the commission, but the buyer’s off the market.  
        Once Amazon ships the product, they charge the card and credit you with the commission.

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What do you guys think of that? You find out what is selling best/fastest on Amazon, set up an affiliate page, if people buy it from your page, you get a small piece. Is it really that easy to do? It makes sense, in theory... it strikes me as one of those "if it's that easy, everyone would be doing it" type of things... the guy seems to know what he's talking about. And he has a lot of great info in that interview, I thought...

Meh, who knows.

OK, I'm done feeling contrarian for the day. Sunday is church day. We'll see what happens. All I know is, it's a good time for me. The Wife and I are getting along, and I have a ton of Facebook Scrabble games going. Now if I could only find a good book to read, I'd be worry-free. That Erikson book is waning... not sure how much longer I'll be reading it. It's inconsistent... flashes of great reading, stretches of dullness, hampered by the effort to try and remember who is who... too many characters...

Adios for now.

Dave the Gump

Thursday, January 28, 2010

My Steps Have Held To Your Paths; My Feet Have Not Slipped. (Psalm 17:5)



Oh, fine! Be that way! Just let my Thursday end! Sure, why not, I guess I don't really need it anymore, right? I mean, it's just Thursday for crying out loud! It's not like it's important or anything, like Friday, right? Sure, take it! Go on, who needs it anyway! It's just a lowly, useless Thursday, you selfish nit!

Man, the nerve of some people! Take my day before I'm done with it... Sheesh!

Odds and ends, where to start...

Ah, yes, the iPad! Look, all I have to say is, what is up with the name? The "iPad"? Are you kidding me? That's the best they could do? I've never been quite on board with the whole "i" thing to begin with. I understand branding, and yeah, they got cool gadgets... I love my MacBook Pro (no little "i" at the beginning of that name!), and my 3rd generation iPod is still going strong after 5+ years (while everyone else I know has had to replace several), and my iMac is a solid, reliable machine... so I'm pretty much a fan of Apple. But the "i" thing is starting to bug me.

When I first heard the announcement for the iPad, of course, I immediately went to the Apple website to watch the promo video that I knew would be there, heralding the new gadget (basically an iTouchXL) as the greatest thing ever, trying to drum up hype so scads of people will once again buy it the day it comes out instead of waiting for the bugs to get worked out and the price to drop. The promo video was certainly effective... the gadget is very cool. But those promos always remind me, in a way, of the announcers for TNA Wrestling... "O, my gawd, you will never see explosive wrestling action like this anywhere else, ever! TNA is the bestest evar!"

I watched the iPad promo with Eldest Daughter today, so we could giggle at the goofy-looking talking heads they trot out to get their hype on. If you haven't seen it, you can see it here. It's entertaining and informative!

But I found this video more entertaining... if you haven't seen the original video on the Apple site, go watch some (or all) of it first, then chuckle at this one...




Getting back to my "love/hate" thing with the little "i", I had the same problem with Nintendo, when they released the Wii. Yeah, on the one hand, it's clever... it sounds like "we", so it encourages group gaming, and visually, the two "i's" next to each other also look like two people standing together, presumably to have fun playing together, I get it. But like the "iPad", the Wii lends itself too easily to crude, lame humor. It's easily mocked. "Playing with my Wii" became the joke of every English-speaking schoolkid worldwide. Just like "iPad" has already garnered a ridiculous amount of jokes about Apple producing feminine hygiene products now... even on the day of it's announcement, the jokes began to flood in.

I don't know... somewhere at both Apple and Nintendo are groups of marketers and Vice Presidents who think too highly of themselves... do a little research before setting yourself up to easily-avoidable ridicule! That's what you get paid crazy amounts of money for! Well, at least it should be...

On a completely unrelated note, I think I'm going to stop embedding video's from Break.com. They seem to be playing random ads/commercials in front of them all the time now, and I was a little miffed at some of the stuff I've been seeing. I apologize if I've inadvertently offended anyone by sharing funny clips. I had/have no control over what they put first. If I can't find the clips of YouTube, I won't embed them.

Like this one!

It's a follow-up to that blind-folded half-court shot I posted previously. A reporter was filming an intro to a news story on that shot, and made a shot even more incredible...



Crazy. I wonder how many takes it took him to make that?

I spent some quality time rewriting some of my fantasy novel today, to send off to the writer's group in prep for the next meeting. Rewriting is FUN! It's a different type of fun than cranking out first draft. I tweaked and polished a couple chapters today until they sparkled with new life and zest! I'm going to read the text aloud one more time, and see how it rolls off the tongue, then send it off on Friday.

We'll see how fun the rewriting process is once I do it a few dozen times! O_O

I am done for the day. A lot of babble. Thanks for stopping by to skim the text. By brother John says that's what he does... he skims over it to see if I mention him at all... John! I mentioned you! If you made it to the end before browsing away, this is your reward!

Adios.

Dave

PS As much as I hate to have to do it, I reactivated the Capcha thing for the comments. I apologize for the inconvenience. I've been getting a lot of spam comments lately.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Lord, You Have Assigned Me My Portion and My Cup. (Psalm 16:5)



"I'll Follow the Sun" or "I'll Swallow the Fun", you decide...

Greetings one and all! Dave the Flatulent here, with another daily dose of hot air...

Went to my first "writer's group" meeting tonight... I suppose I should start there, since that's the big news of the day. The other three writer's are a cool bunch. We are working on 4 vastly different projects, which is interesting, to say the least.

Jesse is working on a zombie novel, which is (I exaggerate not) better  than most of what I read last year (with the exception of a few titles at/near the top of my list of '09 reads over there). It's a great, great read. RoseAnn is working on a book that is hard for me to classify... not sure I should try... it's sort of a humorous, fictional retrospective piece, written in the first person from a woman's perspective as she deals with her husband and a couple other close family members... not sure what to label that as... and Erick (the group leader) is writing a dark, somewhat occultish mystery novel... not exactly a genre I'd choose to read for entertainment, but it could prove interesting.

And then my fantasy novel... the sample I sent was well-received, and well-critiqued, lol. Hey, Vye and Abbie, they all liked your characters so far! I haven't told them yet that all the characters are based on real people... there wasn't much time to discuss the project itself, it was more a chance to send people material and then gather to hear their suggestions for improving said material...

One thing I learned (eventually!) was that it's not supposed to be a group discussion, per se... when one person is offering notes on the submitted chapters, the other two members are supposed to listen quietly until it's his/her turn to offer critique... I thought it was a round-table thing, and kept chiming in when others were discussing... it finally dawned on me that protocol is to wait until it's your turn, or until you are specifically asked something. Ah, well, it was my first night...

So it's a good group, and I look forward to getting help... though I'm still not finished with the first draft! These guys are working on polished/rewritten segments of their (presumably finished) scripts. I guess I'm going to have to split time between finishing the rough draft and polishing material to send off each week...

OK, enough of that...

I got my books from Amazon today, yay! The Superfoods book by David Wolfe, and my Complete Beatles Songbook. And my sister ordered this workout program called P90X that is supposed to be all the rage currently. She's going to let me make dupes of the discs and try it out - I just have to buy a set of those giant rubber bands and a chin-up bar... so my plans to revamp both my diet and my physique are nearing reality! I'll get all ripped and healthy, then you'll all love me again... I mean, I lost a lot of love by making you read so many paragraghs about my Writer's Group meeting tonight... I have to earn it back somehow...

Here's a cool video for you...

A few months back, I posted a video of a prank a guy played on his buddy (they're locked in an epic internet prank war), where he secretly arranged for his friend to be selected from the crowd at the halftime events of a professional basketball game, and given the chance to sink a blindfolded half-court shot for five-hundred grand or something... while the friend was off signing the release papers, the pranker got on the mike and told everyone about the prank, asking them to cheer wildly after his friend missed the shot, to convince him that he'd actually made it and won the dough. Then his pal would come out with the big fake check and reveal the prank. It was pretty funny, actually...

Anyway, in this video, a high school in Kansas decided to pull the same prank on their coach, blindfolding him, spinning him around, and having him try a shot... they were all going to cheer and prank him into thinking he made the shot... the only flaw in the plan was... the coach actually made the shot...



Wow, was all that build-up worth the video? Something tells me not. Hmm. I guess I'm stuck in Terminally Boring Mode tonight...

Well, maybe this will work. Over on Kristopher's Blog, he has a post called The Top 10 Things George Lucas Did To Ruin Star Wars, which is worth reading if that sort of thing interests you. Over in Logan's Blog, he has some good thoughts on The Bible and Bigotry. Definitely worth reading, I thought. And on Rebecca's Blog, she's planning on a series of posts sharing some juicy material she received at a Writer's Conference a few years back, that is languishing on her shelf... if you're a writer, check in now and then to see the info she shares; it should be a benefit.

Hmm... no Funny Pictures to share tonight...

Well, over on This Is Why You're Fat, some guy posted a pic of a BLT sandwich with a pound of bacon on it...


You can go over there to see many, many other gastronomical disasters, if that sort of thing interests you. Like watching a dietary trainwreck, I suppose...

OK, I'm done. I hope your week is progressing well. See ya when I see ya...

Dave

Monday, January 25, 2010

How Long Will You Hide Your Face From Me? (Psalm 13:1)





I try to put myself in your shoes, as a reader who drops in to see what's up... Would I want to read fun, random stuff that is passingly amusing, in the hopes that my mood is improved a smidgen, and I can carry on about my day a half-step higher in mood? Or do I want to read about the contents of the matter that has hit the fan in Dave's life in the past 24-48 hours, knowing I can do nothing about it but hope/pray that it improves, and sneak back out the blog door, a half-step lower than when I arrived?

I know I've dropped the whole "Gee, I wish I could just uncork here and let all the dirty laundry out, along with all the questions I agonize over, both recent and long-term," and that you all seem to reply "Go for it, Dave! It's your blog, let 'er rip!" and I appreciate that. Still, I can't help but think most of it is much ado about nothing (or at least, much ado about nothing you should be concerned/burdened with), and so the risk of ultimately driving you away from here completely compels me to keep a lid on the vomit I'd spew in here if it were just me...

That having been said, here's a Funny Picture...



Come on, admit it... that's pretty funny.

I will ask you this: Complete honesty in relationships... Possible? Preferable? Ill advised? Avoid at all cost? Is there supposed to come a time (say, after 20 years or so!) when you should be able to talk about anything with your spouse, and answer any question with complete honesty, regardless of the topic? Or will there forever remain the need to heavily edit (i.e. lie) about many/most in-depth, sensitive issues? If you could ask your significant other absolutely any question and know that, for better or for worse, you'll get a 100% honest answer, would that encourage you to ask, or scare you away?

While you chew on that, here's a video of "the one that got away"... if you hate spiders, do not watch this clip...




O_O

Got a jam-packed week ahead of me, work-wise. Two Piranha Marketing projects (newsletters & interview edit/format) and a long list of things to do for the Rug Shop website. Plus, I have to prep for the "writer's club" meeting on Tuesday night. I have sample chapters from two out of the three other group members at the moment... I've started reading both, and man, these chaps can write! Makes me feel self-conscious... I've been re-reading some of what I sent them, and my old inferiority complex (which I actually thought was dead) has peeked its head in to say hello again...

I'll definitely let you know how it goes. What my writing lacks in polish, it makes up for with fart jokes... actually, I'm very happy with the progress made thus far on my fantasy novel. I'm going to put my thick skin on and go to the meeting with an open mind. I really do want to improve as a writer; I'm hoping this is a big step in that direction.

Well, Avatar has officially become the highest grossing movie ever. Took it about a month? That's crazy. I still haven't seen it! Dangit, I need to go check it out before it leaves the theater... though I'm pretty sure it will stay in at least through the Oscars. Don't know if it will stay in IMAX that long... I want to check it out in 3D IMAX... especially since I have 2 free passes right here in my desk drawer... won't cost me a dime...

Think of what I could do with the money I'd save, not having to buy IMAX tickets! I could get that porkpie hat I've always wanted! Really, the only reason I want a porkpie hat is because it's so fun to say. Here, try it... "Porkpie hat"... cool, eh? Although "derby" is fun to say as well...

Still hooked fairly strongly on Gardens of the Moon, by Steven Erikson. In fact, I think I'll go prepare for bed and read into the wee hours.

Until we meet again, adios!

Dave

PS Oh, what the heck... go ahead and ask me any question at all, and I'll answer it with complete honesty! I'll consider it research. ( O_o If it's embarrassing to either of us, I'll have to email you the answer!)