Polly Wanna Tractor?

Nice colors and vibe in that pic, methinks. I wonder why they made the trail wood planking instead of just leaving it dirt, eh? So horseback riders won't take the trail?

OK, so, there once was this guy named Dave, right? But he was so totally not me, ok? It was, like, another Dave or something... one that just looked a lot like me. Anyway, so he's going through a life lull, and nothing interesting is happening. This is a bummer, in a way, since he blogs a lot, and feels odd not having anything to say. This doesn't happen too often, but when it does, Dave will resort to desperate blogging measures, such as posting the latest Pooter video, like this one...



For some reason, this guy Dave doesn't realize that just because he thinks "fake public farts" are funny doesn't mean everyone else does as well. So he's a bit clueless like that.

But I think his taste in books is pretty good... when he can make up his mind what to read, that is. He's currently reading a YA Fantasy novel called Jaunten by a fantasy author with the oddest pseudonym I've heard of: "Honor Raconteur". Seriously? There's gotta be a story behind the choosing of that name to publish  under. I'm leaning towards "lost a bet"... anyway, this guy Dave is reading the book, even though he says it's pretty shallow, because he claims it has some really cool concepts and ideas underpinning the tale, which makes the light fare worth a quick read. Dave swears he'll have a review of it up soon, but you know how flighty he is. I mean, if he didn't write a review of Slaughterhouse Five, why would he write a YA Fantasy review?

And no, in case you were wondering, this guy Dave did not, in fact, start reading The Dragonbone Chair paperback, like he said he would. For some reason, he just can't seem to pick the paperback up and read the blasted thing - he's gotten as far as picking it up a few times, holding it, flipping through the pages, re-reading the blurb on the back... then tossing it back down on the desktop. He's just too into reading digital now, I guess. What a goob.

See what I mean about a lull? This is why this guy Dave (who is not me, I assure you), is bummed. No one wants to read fluff like that. Shall we pity him? I think not.

Too bad he doesn't have access to some funny pics, like I do. I mean, I'd lend him this one, if he asked...

That's pretty good, right? Or even this one...

I know this guy Dave likes puns, so he'd probably get a kick out of that one...

But, no, he won't ask me. He's too proud. Not like me. I'm humble, and I'm not afraid to admit it! Hey, why can't I be proud of my humility? But you'll never catch this other guy Dave being all humble like me... no, he thinks he's awesome...

Of course, not as awesome as the Black Diamond Jet Team... but not many people are...



Besides, this guy Dave (who is not me) is, like, totally addicted to playing Diablo 3, like he feared he would be. Here's the funny part... Diablo 3 has an auto-updater built into it, so when you go to play it, if there's a patch or a tweak of some kind that Blizzard wants to implement, it automatically patches the game before you can play it again. And today, they released a new patch... which broke his game, lol. Now every time Dave goes to play the game, it says he has corrupted files, and he should reinstall, lol. Ha ha, what a tool. Can't get your D3 fix today, eh Dave? Do you know where the Crimea River is? I think you do, my friend. I think you do...

He still got his daily coffee today though, I heard...

"Who" got his coffee today? I know "who"! Owl bet it was Dave! That's "who"!

So, yeah, this guy Dave is kinda flatlining lately, and his blog is suffering for it. But if I know him, he'll be back soon enough. Hopefully with some cool stuff to share with his audience. Of course, his readers aren't anywhere as cool as mine, but hey, you gotta start somewhere, right?

Adios for now,

Dave, friend of this other Dave